Before these stories fall out of my brain, I had to jot down these amusing anecdotes --
Traffic Light Greetings
Zoë:
Daddy?
Daddy:
Yes, Zoë.
Z:
You know what Mommy does?
D:
Hmm?
Z:
Sometimes when we are going to school and we stop at a traffic light, Mommy looks at me in the mirror and says "Hi, Zoë". Then I say: "Hi, Mommy". Isn't that nice?
(You never know what these kids notice and appreciate. It made me smile to know what such a simple gesture, practically an involuntary one, was observed and made some impression... makes me wonder about those not-so-good things that I do that might also get noticed. Hmmm...).
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Tummy Chambers
We are out for cupcakes. While we wait for Daddy to join us, I find a couple of clementines in my purse. I peel one and offer some to Zoë. She eats a few segments and hands back the rest and says:
Z:
No more, Mommy, I'm full.
Mommy:
But what are you going to do? Aren't we are going to have cupcakes?
Z:
No problem, Mommy. See? My belly has different parts. One part is for bananas, one part is for oranges and one part is for cupcakes. The banana part is empty now, but the oranges part is all full. But don't worry -- there's always room in the cupcake part for more cupcakes.
She's my daughter, alright -- always ready with some excellent justification for eating the sweet stuff.
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The Lost Sock
When we were in Hawaii, I got Zoë some Hello Kitty socks, for our hike. It turns out that these are now her absolute favorite socks. One day, as I was folding the laundry, I discovered that I was missing one of the socks.
I told Zoë:
Oh no! I think the laundry machine ate your sock. We'll save the other just in case the partner shows up later, but I think it might be lost.
Zoë looked sad. The next day, as soon as I saw her after school, she ran over with great excitement and this news:
Z:
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! I found the sock! It was stuck to my blanket! (Then, sheepishly)
Actually, I didn't find the sock. Ryanne did. (Pause... then, suddenly brightening)
You know why? Ryanne's four years old. So her eyes are bigger than mine. That's why she can see things better and find things like my sock. When I am four, I will be able to see better and find things too!
Remember when you looked forward to aging?
